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Today the U.S. Dept. of Justice announced something astonishing: The
drug giant Pfizer is pleading guilty to a felony crime for
fraudulently marketing one of its top drugs for non-FDA-approved uses.
As health care costs are rising, driving governments toward
bankruptcy, state and federal governments are now lining up to cash in
on Big Pharma's fraud by suing them to recover money.

Read the details of this remarkable breakthrough (including the DOJ
press release) here:
http://www.naturalnews.com/026963_Pf...ra_health.html

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Why swine flu vaccines just don't add up: Doing the (fuzzy) math
(NaturalNews) Here's a seventh grade word problem for you: If swine
flu has infected one million people and killed 500, how many people
might be expected to die if it infects 150 million people (assuming no
major changes in the virus)? The correct answer...

500/1,000,000 = n/150,000,000

n = 75,000