How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

the well from which you took the ink makes a hollow, "I'm empty" sound...much like the sound a shell makes when you put it to your ears.

How's that?

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...and deliverance has many faces<br />but grace<br />is an aquaintance of mine

Okay..divina...good answer..now can you answer this one?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

you've discovered the secret to immortality, carol. if you get scared half to death, you only have halfway to death to go. then, if you get scared half to death again, you've still got a quarter of the way to death to go. scared half to death again, and still an eighth of the way to go.

soooooo, the secret is to get scared half to death constantly ... that way, you'll never die!

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"The need to perform adjustments for covariates...weakens the findings." BMJ Clinical Evidence: Mental Health, (No. 11), p. 95.... It's that simple, guys: bad numbers make bad science.

I guess you'd only be 'a quarter' alive....being scared half to death the first time...then half of that.... nevermind, it's time for a nap.

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"The significance of a fact is measured by the capacity of the observer."
Carroll Dunham

A day without sunshine is like, night.

an hour without you is mine.

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"The need to perform adjustments for covariates...weakens the findings." BMJ Clinical Evidence: Mental Health, (No. 11), p. 95.... It's that simple, guys: bad numbers make bad science.

O.K., so what's the speed of dark?

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

invariable.

what's the speed of a dark horse?

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"The need to perform adjustments for covariates...weakens the findings." BMJ Clinical Evidence: Mental Health, (No. 11), p. 95.... It's that simple, guys: bad numbers make bad science.