4) I make it clear that "conventional" drugs are not healthy or harmless either.
A child with tabacco or alcohol consumption won't be happy with that either.

Hahnemann wrote a whole treatise against coffee and its harmful effects, stupid old controlling uncle that he was. With a good routine number of cups every day you give your baby a series of crude stuff provings also. Perhaps they develop an early inclination for a job in the medical field then ?