I would like a full description of the discharge ("snot") like , colour, consistency, lumpy, watery, stringy.

Depends; Most of the time it’s a yellow to brown, and slightly stinky. When I have a cold its mostly clear to light yellow. When I take cold tablets its mostly brown, real stinky and hard to hock up.

What makes you angry? (gets up yur nose!!!) How do you react to anger.

I get irritated pretty easily these days. I most cases I let it roll off my back. In extreme cases I yell, give my 2 cents, then walk away.

If you had 3 wishes what would they be other than getting rid of the sinusitis?

Mo money. Mo money. Mo money. In my experience it really does by happiness.

Are you tidy or messy?

I know where you’re going with this one. By nature I am very tidy, my wife on the other hand is a pig. If it was up to her nothing would get cleaned, and the floor would never get vacuumed. I live in a house with tongue and groove cedar from floor to ceiling. So there is always dust in the house. Our carpet is probably the original that installed when the house was new almost 40 years ago. We have put off replacing it until our 4 year old is past the worst of her spilling stage. I really hate to thing what’s growing under there.

Do you like a routine?

Oh god yes. Another thing my wife doesn’t understand. If you do things the same way. Put things away in the same place. Than life is much easier and less distracting. I really hate looking for something, like a tool or even a pen to write with, because it wasn’t returned to its proper place. I guess you could add this to the ‘what makes you angry’ list.

How would your wife describe what you are like?

Grump. Or Filex to her Oscar.