Dear Medical Officer,

I have no doubt that there is either no homeopath in the area or the client is poor or refuses to see anyone else. I've known Barb for years and she has often bemoaned the lack of homeopaths in her area, but, this is common in the United States; and where there are homeopaths, I'm often astounded by their lack of ability. This client is probably lucky to have found Barb.

Snoopy