Dear Dr. Amjad,

I really have nothing against Pakistani doctors. Dr. Leela is from the same part of the world as you are; it's just that I know what her training is and I know she is highly qualified, hyper-homeopathically-educated with loads of experience. She also knows that a complete case has to be taken. Your offer to solve the case based on a synopsis of Mr. Me's personality and a few modalities set off alarm bells in my head, I'm sorry to say.

Snoopy