My mother went to one funeral and had to hold her hand over her mouth the whole time to stop herself from bursting into laughter. She never went to another funeral. She was also deathly afraid of going under anesthesia because she thought she would reveal things to strangers or people she worked with who were visiting her when she started to come out of the anesthetic.(Does this bring any remedies into someones mind)

My silly follows:

A policeman stopped a man in his car and said, "are you aware that you left your wife back there 6 miles?"

The man replied, "oh, thank god, I thought I'd gone deaf"

[This message has been edited by carolorr (edited 27 June 2000).]